Friend Craig Swain recently reminded me that I haven’t written much about Upton and First Bull Run. I don’t know what Upton has to do with First Bull Run, but hey, Craig’s pretty smart, and he knows his big guns, so here’s what I found.
Oh, he meant Emory Upton? Ah well, back to the drawing board.
Harry Smeltzer
Bull Runnings 
All I am seeing is a swimsuit model in a weightless environment. Is this right? Did I miss the joke?
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Yes, you did. Take a wild guess who the swimsuit model is.
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That must be Kate Upton…a bit more attractive than that other guy!
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Considerably, Dale.
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I suppose somewhere you have documentation that bikinis were battle dress uniforms during the Civil War?
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Yeah, must be on my other computer.
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Well no wonder the 11th New York was . . . distracted.
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